Imagine if Mary Poppins was going through airport security and they tried to search her bag.
My head just exploded.
Whoa. Of course Mary Poppins doesn’t need an airport. She travels by umbrella and cloud.
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
- Phil Coulson: We've gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
- Melinda May: Probably Ward.
- I know I could live without him.
Raise your hand if you’re in the club of not giving a shit about Ward and wanting the focus to be on the far more interesting aspects of the show.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
The homepage of Taylor’s website in 2005.
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
Stradivarius Violin Pool
There’s one like that in Nashville. Already seen it.